kissbridging:

thegreenmeridian:

twinky-dinky-doo:

robhand:

b0gvvitch:

kurtamutual:

gordon ramsey: is the food good here?

underpaid server: 

My favourite thing about that show is how he treats servers. It was also the source of some very intense fantasies when I was a barista of him busting into my cafe, calling my boss a fucking idiot, then taking me against the broken dishwasher.

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one-for-all-plus-ultra:

jakemorph:

jakemorph:

I don’t think enough retellings of the Cain and Abel story make note of the fact that nobody had ever been killed or even died before when it happened. Cain had no idea beating his brother to death could possibly be a bad thing

Cain really did fuck around and find out

cain: hey i wonder what’d happen if i hit abel over the head with this rock

abel: *just fucking drops like a sack of hammers*

cain:

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coffing:

showerthoughtspost:

Your money’s not yours. It’s just your turn with it.

what if I eat it

(via burgertv)

elizabeth-catarina:

who ever decided to put ice in coffee was a pretty cool dude i think

(via freebornfox)

movemequotes:

“Unless you try to do something beyond what you have already mastered, you will never grow.”

— Ralph Waldo Emerson

(via freebornfox)

blackbruise:

I hate the word Islamophobia.

It is not a phobia.

You are not scared.

You are just an asshole.

(via freebornfox)

jaclcfrost:

“how many times have you even watched that movie”

(via dulect)

onlyxciii:

starwlkers:

Y’all

(via dulect)

throughshadow-to-the-edgeofnight:

A summary of politics in America rn

(via candycurlsofmaddness)

carlisle-the-daddy-cullen:

They need to redo twilight by just having the actors go back to the filming locations and try to recreate it from memory

(via pregers)

hanari502:

I’m a simple woman. I find a song I like, I listen to it for three weeks uninterrupted until I find another one.

(via batulalalala)

scientiablr:

zac–efren:

voidfished:

wizardshark:

sandvendor100:

gaymacs:

sandvendor100:

Happiness Will Come To You.

when tho

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

I reblogged this last year and I hung out with blink-182 backstage on March 30. Reblogging again because it worked the first time.

honestly, last year one of the best days of my life happened in late March

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